Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert is well-known for his dislike of bears. Indeed, he lists them as the top-most threat currently. Colbert is a normal, meat-eating man who should be commended for his work showing the animal menace for what it is. He is a ruthless pursuer of the bear threat, stating simply: "They. Will. Kill. You." He calls them out as "godless killing machines," and has pointed out countless examples of threats, including a polar bear attack at a hockey game and the "pizzly" - a combo of the polar bear and grizzly. Thanks to the Colbert Report, more people know about the terrible risks that bears and other animals pose to humanity. Keep Fighting, Stephen!